y’all gonna be missin my signature brand of post ironic hipcore inspired freeware driven humorus comedy when i’m chillin hard in the lush jungles and fuckin big ass mountain type places of Nepal

yo you check out that hot new book “The Richard Dawkins Delusion,” written by God

*richard dawkins walks onto stage at college graduation ceremony* “Hello all. I was asked to speak here today because as a scientist, racist and rational thinker, I believe that our future depends heavily on your generation. The things you have learned these last few years in university will help to bring about an egalitarian and secular future for us all. Furthermore as the great Charles Darwin said…I’m sorry? oh really? are you positive? *mumbles to self* My apologies everyone I’ve just been informed that being a racist is a bad thing. I’m most definitely not the bad thing. I’m the other one. The good thing that is not a racist. “

Life update: gonna be like 20 min late to work cause I had to take a huge shit

today I got an almost 40 hour paycheck
today I lost 70 bucks to the government

also man I know 300 bucks is a lotta dough but I think I put in more than 300 bucks worth of labor last week wheres my bonus

coochiejuice:

Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

apparently yahoo bought tumblr?
why are you all worrying this website has always been horribly run anyways

life update: I’ve worked almost 50 hours in the last six days

Life update: I have a girlfriend!(??)!!?(!?!)?????(!)

My credit card application got denied and now I have no idea how I’m going to pay the 1600ish dollars or rent I’m going to accrue while I’m in Nepal